Today is...

Today to mark reaching 6 months with his girlfriend, my 16yr old brother has decided to have a romantic meal.
I'm all for this except:
The menu: Cheese and Tomato Pizza
Cook: apparently my brother, except my mum cooked it!!!???
Now they are sat in our sitting room eating the said cheese and tomato pizza. They have set up a table (using what I'm not sure!!!) with candles on it, oh and small plates because he thinks its more 'romantic' (meaning that he will have to come out to get more pizza if they want more!!!)
Another thing about there 'relationship' that I don't understand is the need to phone each other 5 mins after they've seen each other. Take this evening for example: Her mum came to pick her up at about 8.45. At 9.00 my brother shouts 'I'm on the phone' and phones her, slaming the door so that no one can hear what they are saying. Not that there conversations seem to be very interesting they seem to consist of a lot of ummming and arrrring, with very little real conversation!!!!!